Wow the Cayenne is getting old

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Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/10/2019 at 11:45

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First gen steering looked like a speedo. I wonder how they still sold so many lol


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Tapas
03/10/2019 at 11:47

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Cannot unsee....


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/10/2019 at 11:51

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what's the deal with center console grab handles. what's the point?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HammerheadFistpunch
03/10/2019 at 11:51

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Those are the “oh shit” handles


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/10/2019 at 11:52

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I've know a few people who've owned and regretted owning gen 1 cayennes


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch
03/10/2019 at 11:53

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The 2G CRV had one that did double duty as a parking brake

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > HammerheadFistpunch
03/10/2019 at 12:00

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v6 or v8 or both?


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/10/2019 at 12:03

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I love the caynne. But I'm also scared of owning one


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/10/2019 at 12:07

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wow that new dash really looks like a early 90s computer sim for a fighter jet... gadgets much?


Kinja'd!!! Gerry197 > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
03/10/2019 at 12:08

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Usually both I think, but anything based on that same platform especially the Toureg.  Typical high-end VAG issues from electronics and other support components but also including drivetrain.  


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/10/2019 at 12:11

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woah...2002 steering wheel is hideous


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Tapas
03/10/2019 at 12:21

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They were using leftover 996 and 997.1 steering wheels in the Cayenne, I am positive.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > HammerheadFistpunch
03/10/2019 at 12:24

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Oh come on, they’re not completely  worthless. You can still get like, four grand from a sucker for one with about 100k on it.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/10/2019 at 12:28

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should that be the steering wheel for the driver? i can't picture a scenario where i, as the driver, would reach down with my right hand to grab a handle near my thigh.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/10/2019 at 12:31

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that’s kind of cool. Honda really has a thing of putting things that should be in the floor in the dash then didn’t it?


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > HammerheadFistpunch
03/10/2019 at 13:00

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The 2020 GLE I’m testing has those too. If the LX570 didn’t have them I don’t really see a need?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/10/2019 at 13:19

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i honestly can’t ever see the need. pretty sure they’re just decorative... to look like a pointless handle...


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
03/10/2019 at 13:31

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True.

Maybe they thought drivers would b e more careful if a veiled cock would crash into their face in case of an accident?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HammerheadFistpunch
03/10/2019 at 14:06

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That’s the “ive rolled the car” handles then


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > HammerheadFistpunch
03/11/2019 at 16:49

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NO RAGERTS

(Seriously, what issues did they run into? Because that’s a leading “I should do stupid things with one of these” candidate if I can ever find another job.)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/11/2019 at 16:49

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Yeah. The second generation was a massive improvement all over, looks-wise.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Stef Schrader
03/11/2019 at 16:50

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n on stop electrical issues, also suspension.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > HammerheadFistpunch
03/11/2019 at 17:06

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Hmm, nuts. What broke on the suspension? Or was it just not enough to have fun?